When I was 9 I was obsessed with Ninjas.

I suppose this was due to watching a lot of Monkey Magic (no wonder I was warped see below) and also steeling my dad’s video collection watching the likes of American Ninja and Several Chuck Norris (what a website) films on VHS.

In the summer of 1987 I converted my dad’s garden shed into a Ninja weapons store. I made all of the weapons myself which included throwing stars (shurikens) made out of baked bean can lids, nunchucks, bo staffs, swords and kind of long nunchucks but in three sections (I think I saw this in a film). All items where impressively wrapped in black insulation tape for added authenticity.

It was a very impressive weapons cache.

So I would like to add a ninja suit to my list of ‘things I would like to do with your cash‘.

Please give generously.

John.

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